The person behind this site makes their living scamming elderly men out of $39.95 at a time, sending them cheap dropshipped knockoffs — or, just as often, nothing at all. They have earned every byte of garbage that lands in their inbox.

Below is their actual email address. Sign them up for newsletters. Send them recipes. Send them manifestos. Send them the complete script of Shrek, one line per email, at three in the morning. Forward them every chain letter your aunt has ever sent you.

Do it relentlessly. Do it with prejudice. Do it without remorse. This is one of the few situations in life where the moral math is genuinely clean.